My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. Marianne Williamson
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me.
One of the dreams on my wish list is to spend more time in Thailand. Kevin Kwan
One of the dreams on my wish list is to spend more time in Thailand.
My music is best understood by children and animals. Igor Stravinsky
My music is best understood by children and animals.
I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head. Kurt Cobain
I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head.
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. Kanye West
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing. Nas
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing.
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage. Kris Carr
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage.
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country. Fidel Castro
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon Ramsay
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise. Kim Kardashian
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise.
