To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise. Kim Kardashian
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise.
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. Kanye West
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country. Fidel Castro
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country.
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14. Kevin Kwan
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. Igor Stravinsky
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it.
My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles. Frida Kahlo
My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles.
I think I'm unique to the game 'cause of my versatility. Ice Cube
I think I'm unique to the game 'cause of my versatility.
My father grew up in a life of extreme privilege. Kevin Kwan
My father grew up in a life of extreme privilege.
One of the dreams on my wish list is to spend more time in Thailand. Kevin Kwan
One of the dreams on my wish list is to spend more time in Thailand.
Every night on the court I give my all, and if I'm not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself. LeBron James
Every night on the court I give my all, and if I'm not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own. H. G. Wells
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
My painting carries with it the message of pain. Frida Kahlo
My painting carries with it the message of pain.
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye. Ivanka Trump
There are enough stories about my family. We have all been in the public eye.
I'm not confident in my own ability to resist the titanic force of my own ego. Garth Risk Hallberg
I'm not confident in my own ability to resist the titanic force of my own ego.
My adversary is the world of finance. François Hollande
My adversary is the world of finance.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana
My music is best understood by children and animals. Igor Stravinsky
My music is best understood by children and animals.
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon Ramsay
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing. Nas
I don't go out unless I'm working. My quality time is when I'm doing nothing.
I put on the canvas whatever comes into my mind. Frida Kahlo
I put on the canvas whatever comes into my mind.
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage. Kris Carr
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage.
My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being. Kris Carr
My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible. Mel Brooks
My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed. LeBron James
I think, team first. It allows me to succeed, it allows my team to succeed.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
