My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. Marianne Williamson
My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me.
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country. Fidel Castro
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country.
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise. Kim Kardashian
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise.
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. Kanye West
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14. Kevin Kwan
My father went to boarding school in Sydney when he was 14.
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage. Kris Carr
If I had my dream, we'd all be eating more plants and less garbage.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. Igor Stravinsky
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it.
I'm not confident in my own ability to resist the titanic force of my own ego. Garth Risk Hallberg
I'm not confident in my own ability to resist the titanic force of my own ego.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
