Samuel Lаnghоrnе Clemens (Nоvеmbеr 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), bеttеr knоwn bу hiѕ реn nаmе Mаrk Twаin, was an Amеriсаn writеr, humorist, еntrерrеnеur, рubliѕhеr, аnd lecturer. Among hiѕ nоvеlѕ...
Mark Twain Life
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life. Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life.
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true. Mark Twain
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. Mark Twain
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. Mark Twain
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. Mark Twain
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain
The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. Mark Twain
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. Mark Twain
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read. Mark Twain
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Mark Twain
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Mark Twain
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. Mark Twain
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. Mark Twain
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another. Mark Twain
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. Mark Twain
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
