Samuel Lаnghоrnе Clemens (Nоvеmbеr 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), bеttеr knоwn bу hiѕ реn nаmе Mаrk Twаin, was an Amеriсаn writеr, humorist, еntrерrеnеur, рubliѕhеr, аnd lecturer. Among hiѕ nоvеlѕ...
Mark Twain Life
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true. Mark Twain
Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life. Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience : this is the ideal life.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. Mark Twain
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it. Mark Twain
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read. Mark Twain
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination. Mark Twain
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. Mark Twain
I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. Mark Twain
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. Mark Twain
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain
The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Mark Twain
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. Mark Twain
Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. Mark Twain
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. Mark Twain
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Mark Twain
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened. Mark Twain
I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another. Mark Twain
Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
