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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

Mark Twain
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti

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I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.

George Bernard Shaw
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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Winston Churchill
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett

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Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein
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Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.

Winston Churchill
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I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Mark Twain
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