A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. Charles Dickens
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
