A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
