A. A. Milne Humor
Erma Bombeck Life, Humor
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. ― John Gotti
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter. George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best. Winston Churchill
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-Terry Pratchett
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. ― Thomas Bernhard
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
