Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others. Groucho Marx
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Groucho Marx
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” Groucho Marx
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
