Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others. Groucho Marx
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” Groucho Marx
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Groucho Marx
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.