William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. W. C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. W. C. Fields
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
