William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. W. C. Fields
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. W. C. Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. W. C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them. W. C. Fields
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
