Bob Monkhouse was Britain's king of the quiz show, but this was just a part of a 50-year career in show business. While still at school, he wrote for the Beano and Dandy.
His family owned a custard factory, bu...
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours. Bob Monkhouse
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. Bob Monkhouse
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
