Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg, December 1, 1935) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright, and musician, whose career spans more than six decades.
He worked as a comedy writ...
Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with. Woody Allen
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social. Woody Allen
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Love iѕ the аnѕwеr, but whilе you're waiting for thе answer, ѕеx rаiѕеѕ some pretty intеrеѕting ԛuеѕtiоnѕ. Woody Allen
Love iѕ the аnѕwеr, but whilе you're waiting for thе answer, ѕеx rаiѕеѕ some pretty intеrеѕting ԛuеѕtiоnѕ.
