William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. W. C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? W. C. Fields
My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. W. C. Fields
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. W. C. Fields
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.