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W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (1880 – 1946)

  • Comedian
American

William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.

W. C. Fields's image quotes

  • it-is-funnier-to-bend-things-than-to-break-them
  • i-never-voted-for-anybody-i-always-voted-against
  • id-rather-have-two-girls-at-twenty-one-each-than-one-girl
  • i-once-spent-a-year-in-philadelphia-i-think-it-was-on-a-sun
  • i-am-free-of-all-prejudice-i-hate-everyone-equally
  • start-every-day-off-with-a-smile-and-get-it-over-with

W. C. Fields quotes

  • A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

    W. C. Fields
  • The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

    W. C. Fields
  • Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

    W. C. Fields
  • If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

    W. C. Fields
  • My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

    W. C. Fields
  • Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

    W. C. Fields
  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

    W. C. Fields
  • I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

    W. C. Fields
  • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

    W. C. Fields
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