Julius Henry Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977), known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star.
He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely con...
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” Groucho Marx
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
Humor is reason gone mad.” Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.”
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others. Groucho Marx
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them....well i have others.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Groucho Marx
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.