My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. Frank Sinatra
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
Don't dress to kill, dress to survive. Karl Lagerfeld
Don't dress to kill, dress to survive.
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Karl Pilkington
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Never wound a snake; kill it. Harriet Tubman
Never wound a snake; kill it.
the swimming pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is. Steven D. Levitt
the swimming pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.
Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault. Dan Howell
Never insult someone's OTP, if they kill you, it's your fault.
If I advance; follow me. If I retreat; kill me. If I die; avenge me! It is better to live one day as a lion than one-hundred years as a sheep! Benito Mussolini
If I advance; follow me. If I retreat; kill me. If I die; avenge me! It is better to live one day as a lion than one-hundred years as a sheep!
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life. Charlie Sheen
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.
It is the things you cannot see coming that are strong enough to kill you. Jodi Picoult
It is the things you cannot see coming that are strong enough to kill you.