Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English television presenter, author, comedian, actor, former Sun Journalist and...
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It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. Karl Pilkington
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. Karl Pilkington
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. Karl Pilkington
If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
I've got loads of nieces and nephews. Karl Pilkington
I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. Karl Pilkington
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. Karl Pilkington
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.