Would Quotes

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Karl Pilkington

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

Kanye West

I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.

E. M. Forster

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.

Paul McCartney

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.

Frank Sinatra

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Erma Bombeck

I would say that I'm more moved by melody, even though I love to rap.

Drake

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Mitch Hedberg

If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.

Jack Handey

I would imagine there are days when Superman wakes up, glances at his cape, and wonders when someone will come save him.

Tyler Knott Gregson

I believe I would rather have Stieglitz like something - anything I had done - than anyone else I know.

Georgia O'Keeffe

The deadliest foe to virtue would be complete self-knowledge.

F. H. Bradley