It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. Karl Pilkington
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. Kanye West
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars. E. M. Forster
I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.
I would say that I'm more moved by melody, even though I love to rap. Drake
I would say that I'm more moved by melody, even though I love to rap.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. Frank Sinatra
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. Jack Handey
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway" Jack Handey
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway"
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Mitch Hedberg
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
I believe I would rather have Stieglitz like something - anything I had done - than anyone else I know. Georgia O'Keeffe
I believe I would rather have Stieglitz like something - anything I had done - than anyone else I know.
The deadliest foe to virtue would be complete self-knowledge. F. H. Bradley
The deadliest foe to virtue would be complete self-knowledge.
I would imagine there are days when Superman wakes up, glances at his cape, and wonders when someone will come save him. Tyler Knott Gregson
I would imagine there are days when Superman wakes up, glances at his cape, and wonders when someone will come save him.
