My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become.
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them. Dolly Parton
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them.
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights. Ed Koch
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end. Immanuel Kant
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end.
Movements are like rivers. Dipping into them is never the same twice. Gloria Steinem
Movements are like rivers. Dipping into them is never the same twice.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. Frank Sinatra
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
