My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become.
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them. Dolly Parton
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C.K.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
He said true things, but called them by wrong names. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. Frank Sinatra
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end. Immanuel Kant
Always recognize that human individuals are ends, and do not use them as means to your end.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. E. B. White
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
