If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them. Dolly Parton
I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them.
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become.
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you. Frank Sinatra
Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
He said true things, but called them by wrong names. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. E. B. White
The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. H. L. Mencken
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights. Ed Koch
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
