Erma Louise Bombeck ( February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban...
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. Erma Bombeck
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. Erma Bombeck
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Erma Bombeck
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. Erma Bombeck
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
