I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. Keith Richards
I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.
The idea of winning a doctor's degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me. Elizabeth Blackwell
The idea of winning a doctor's degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.
The more fashionable doctors in Italy, began to delegate to slaves the manual attentions they deemed necessary for their patients ... that the art of medicine went to ruin. Andreas Vesalius
The more fashionable doctors in Italy, began to delegate to slaves the manual attentions they deemed necessary for their patients ... that the art of medicine went to ruin.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. Willie Nelson
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
One such disease is now called Czerny diathesis, which is hallmarked by an increase in mucus production and skin sensitivity but that doctor had originally assumed was symptomatic of tuberculosis. Adalbert Czerny
One such disease is now called Czerny diathesis, which is hallmarked by an increase in mucus production and skin sensitivity but that doctor had originally assumed was symptomatic of tuberculosis.
Dосtоrѕ hаvе indiсаtеd thаt ѕhе will hаvе a lоng lifе, hоwеvеr, Bоbbi Kristina iѕ presently еmbаrking оn a rеhаbilitаtiоn рrосеѕѕ, and thе ԛuаlitу оf hеr lifе will not bе known for years tо соmе. Bobbi Kristina Brown
Dосtоrѕ hаvе indiсаtеd thаt ѕhе will hаvе a lоng lifе, hоwеvеr, Bоbbi Kristina iѕ presently еmbаrking оn a rеhаbilitаtiоn рrосеѕѕ, and thе ԛuаlitу оf hеr lifе will not bе known for years tо соmе.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. Isaac Asimov
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
The key is to cut out the middleman and empower both doctor and patient with information about what things cost. Ben Carson
The key is to cut out the middleman and empower both doctor and patient with information about what things cost.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. Isaac Asimov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.