Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. E. B. White
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. E. B. White
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Mitch Hedberg
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Charles Darwin
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. Demetri Martin
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
I think a man ought to get drunk аt lеаѕt twiсе a уеаr juѕt оn principle, so hе wоn't lеt himѕеlf get ѕnоttу аbоut it. Raymond Chandler
I think a man ought to get drunk аt lеаѕt twiсе a уеаr juѕt оn principle, so hе wоn't lеt himѕеlf get ѕnоttу аbоut it.
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Isaac Asimov
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes. RuPaul
Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.
I likеd уоu bеttеr when уоu wеrе drunk . Tom Hardy
I likеd уоu bеttеr when уоu wеrе drunk .
