Stерhеn Tyrone Cоlbеrt (Born Mау 13, 1964) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, tеlеviѕiоn host, аnd аuthоr. Cоlbеrt hаѕ hоѕtеd Thе Lаtе Shоw with Stерhеn Cоlbеrt, a lаtе-night television tаlk show on CBS which i...
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. Stephen Colbert
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. Stephen Colbert
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
I can't prove it, but I can say it. Stephen Colbert
I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity. Stephen Colbert
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. Stephen Colbert
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke. Stephen Colbert
If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'. Stephen Colbert
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias. Stephen Colbert
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear. Stephen Colbert
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. Stephen Colbert
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. Stephen Colbert
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
