My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
We imbue deserts and the tundra with menace because nothing, or little, grows there. Hanya Yanagihara
We imbue deserts and the tundra with menace because nothing, or little, grows there.
It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me. Louis C.K.
It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling. Paul Walker
If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.
I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head. Kurt Cobain
I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head.
You accepted less because you thought a little was better than nothing. Know your worth. Trent Shelton
You accepted less because you thought a little was better than nothing. Know your worth.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. E. W. Howe
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Realize that if a door closed, it’s because what was behind it wasn’t meant for you. Mandy Hale
Realize that if a door closed, it’s because what was behind it wasn’t meant for you.
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. CM Punk
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me. Karl Lagerfeld
I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me.
Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. Ian Fleming
Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face Kevin Hart
Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face
