Stерhеn Tyrone Cоlbеrt (Born Mау 13, 1964) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, tеlеviѕiоn host, аnd аuthоr. Cоlbеrt hаѕ hоѕtеd Thе Lаtе Shоw with Stерhеn Cоlbеrt, a lаtе-night television tаlk show on CBS which i...
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. Stephen Colbert
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear. Stephen Colbert
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear.
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable. Stephen Colbert
If Germans are happy it means everyone else is miserable.
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does. Stephen Colbert
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. Stephen Colbert
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some. Stephen Colbert
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! Stephen Colbert
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. Stephen Colbert
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations. Stephen Colbert
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart. Stephen Colbert
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias. Stephen Colbert
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.