There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Jack Nicholson

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

Jack Nicholson

One of my school friends' parents owned a mini golf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.

Jack Nicholson

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

Jack Nicholson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

I hate giving advice, because people won't take it.

Jack Nicholson

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.

Jack Nicholson

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.

Jack Nicholson

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.

Jack Nicholson

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.

Jack Nicholson

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.

Jack Nicholson