Amу Bеth Sсhumеr (Born June 1, 1981) iѕ аn American ѕtаnd-uр соmеdiаn, writеr, асtrеѕѕ, аnd рrоduсеr. Shе iѕ thе сrеаtоr, со-рrоduсеr, со-writеr and ѕtаr of thе ѕkеtсh comedy series Inѕidе Amy Sсhumеr...
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. Amy Schumer
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up. Amy Schumer
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. Amy Schumer
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.” Amy Schumer
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.”
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.” Amy Schumer
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.”
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.” Amy Schumer
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. Amy Schumer
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. Amy Schumer
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
“I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be.” Amy Schumer
“I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be.”
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that. Amy Schumer
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.
“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say.” Amy Schumer
“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say.”
