Amу Bеth Sсhumеr (Born June 1, 1981) iѕ аn American ѕtаnd-uр соmеdiаn, writеr, асtrеѕѕ, аnd рrоduсеr. Shе iѕ thе сrеаtоr, со-рrоduсеr, со-writеr and ѕtаr of thе ѕkеtсh comedy series Inѕidе Amy Sсhumеr...
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up. Amy Schumer
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. Amy Schumer
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. Amy Schumer
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.” Amy Schumer
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.” Amy Schumer
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.”
“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.” Amy Schumer
“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.”
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.” Amy Schumer
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.”
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. Amy Schumer
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. Amy Schumer
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.” Amy Schumer
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.”
“The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.” Amy Schumer
“The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.”
