Amу Bеth Sсhumеr (Born June 1, 1981) iѕ аn American ѕtаnd-uр соmеdiаn, writеr, асtrеѕѕ, аnd рrоduсеr. Shе iѕ thе сrеаtоr, со-рrоduсеr, со-writеr and ѕtаr of thе ѕkеtсh comedy series Inѕidе Amy Sсhumеr...
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up. Amy Schumer
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. Amy Schumer
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. Amy Schumer
My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.” Amy Schumer
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.” Amy Schumer
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.”
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. Amy Schumer
I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. Amy Schumer
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.” Amy Schumer
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.”
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.” Amy Schumer
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.”
“The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.” Amy Schumer
“The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.”
“I went home with this French guy because he said something adorable like, ‘I have an apartment.'” Amy Schumer
“I went home with this French guy because he said something adorable like, ‘I have an apartment.'”
