"Never in the history of niggadom."

Katt Williams

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Katt Williams

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Katt Williams

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Katt Williams

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, every time.

Katt Williams

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

Katt Williams

Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.

Katt Williams

Hostage is what we were down in that basement for 4 1/2 hours. I'ma need therapy or something.

Katt Williams

Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!

Katt Williams

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

Katt Williams

You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.

Katt Williams

I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.

Katt Williams