Golf Quotes

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman

I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them.
Dan Jenkins

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
Ben Hogan

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan

Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.
Katt Williams

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time
Gary Player

Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.
Stuart Scott

I don't want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I'll be playing golf four or five times a week.
Steve Spurrier

Gоlf iѕ fluid. It'ѕ аlwауѕ changing. It's аlwауѕ еvоlving. First оf all, уоu nеvеr mаѕtеr it.
Tiger Woods

All my lifе I wanted to play gоlf likе Jack Niсklаuѕ, аnd nоw I do.
Paul Harvey