Garry Emmanuel Shandling (November 29, 1949 – March 24, 2016) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer, best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry...
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored. Garry Shandling
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. Garry Shandling
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me. Garry Shandling
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional,cynical show, which I don't think show was. Garry Shandling
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional,cynical show, which I don't think show was.
I've always felt that the truth is in the silence. Garry Shandling
I've always felt that the truth is in the silence.
I had no idea who I was when I started. I was frightened to death and had no natural performing skills. Garry Shandling
I had no idea who I was when I started. I was frightened to death and had no natural performing skills.
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? Garry Shandling
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.' So I'm aware that I'm drifting, but I'm grabbing a lot of stuff. Garry Shandling
When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.' So I'm aware that I'm drifting, but I'm grabbing a lot of stuff.
I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out. Garry Shandling
I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out.
To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start Garry Shandling
To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women. Garry Shandling
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling. Garry Shandling
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.
