Garry Emmanuel Shandling (November 29, 1949 – March 24, 2016) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer, best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry...
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored. Garry Shandling
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored.
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me. Garry Shandling
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. Garry Shandling
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional,cynical show, which I don't think show was. Garry Shandling
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at first. But if that love didn't exist, the darker attitudes would not play. You would have a one-dimensional,cynical show, which I don't think show was.
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name? Garry Shandling
Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women. Garry Shandling
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.
To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start Garry Shandling
To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer. Garry Shandling
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict. Garry Shandling
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.
I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out. Garry Shandling
I started boxing for exercise, and on the very first day, the trainer got in the ring with me and said, 'Whoever controls the breathing in the ring controls the fight.' I immediately passed out.
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling. Garry Shandling
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling.
I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame. Garry Shandling
I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.
