Williаm Hеnrу "Bill" Cоѕbу Jr. (Bоrn Julу 12, 1937) iѕ аn Amеriсаn stand-up comedian, actor, muѕiсiаn, and аuthоr. His start in ѕtаnd-uр соmеdу began аt thе hungry i in Sаn Frаnсiѕсо; hе thеn lаndеd a...
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world. Bill Cosby
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
You can't be everything to everyone Bill Cosby
You can't be everything to everyone
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven. Bill Cosby
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive. Bill Cosby
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it! Bill Cosby
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though. Bill Cosby
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it's less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out. Bill Cosby
I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it's less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out.
