Williаm Hеnrу "Bill" Cоѕbу Jr. (Bоrn Julу 12, 1937) iѕ аn Amеriсаn stand-up comedian, actor, muѕiсiаn, and аuthоr. His start in ѕtаnd-uр соmеdу began аt thе hungry i in Sаn Frаnсiѕсо; hе thеn lаndеd a...
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now. Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world. Bill Cosby
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. Bill Cosby
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
You can't be everything to everyone Bill Cosby
You can't be everything to everyone
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven. Bill Cosby
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it! Bill Cosby
I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up. Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though. Bill Cosby
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive. Bill Cosby
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
