Amу Bеth Sсhumеr (Born June 1, 1981) iѕ аn American ѕtаnd-uр соmеdiаn, writеr, асtrеѕѕ, аnd рrоduсеr. Shе iѕ thе сrеаtоr, со-рrоduсеr, со-writеr and ѕtаr of thе ѕkеtсh comedy series Inѕidе Amy Sсhumеr...
I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler. Amy Schumer
I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say.” Amy Schumer
“I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say.”
“I have an excuse, actually, why I’ve been drinking so much. I haven’t said this out loud yet – this is exciting – I’m drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody’s being evicted.” Amy Schumer
“I have an excuse, actually, why I’ve been drinking so much. I haven’t said this out loud yet – this is exciting – I’m drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody’s being evicted.”
“It’s been a life-altering year. But I guess every year for everyone is a life-altering year.” Amy Schumer
“It’s been a life-altering year. But I guess every year for everyone is a life-altering year.”
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.” Amy Schumer
“I like making things. I like working on them. I want people to see them. But I’m not so excited to leave my apartment the day after they do.”
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.” Amy Schumer
“I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.”
“I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.” Amy Schumer
“I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.”
“Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I’ve never woken up and been like, ‘What is this Pilates mat doing out?'” Amy Schumer
“Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I’ve never woken up and been like, ‘What is this Pilates mat doing out?'”
“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.” Amy Schumer
“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I’m not trying to make headlines. I’m just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.”
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.” Amy Schumer
“Don’t feel bad for me. I think I’m, like, so pretty.”
“I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be.” Amy Schumer
“I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It’s not true. I’m right where I should be.”
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.” Amy Schumer
“I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”