"Never in the history of niggadom."

Katt Williams

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, every time.

Katt Williams

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

Katt Williams

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Katt Williams

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

Katt Williams

If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.

Katt Williams

My prayers have been answered!

Katt Williams

Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.

Katt Williams

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

Katt Williams

Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!

Katt Williams

I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.

Katt Williams

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Katt Williams