Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
It's patently impossible for a Muslim character to represent 'all Muslims G. Willow Wilson
It's patently impossible for a Muslim character to represent 'all Muslims
If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule. D. H. Lawrence
If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.
Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness. Markus Zusak
Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. Charles Dickens
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Never wound a snake; kill it. Harriet Tubman
Never wound a snake; kill it.
Everything in the world is ultimately unsatisfying and unreliable because it won’t last Dan Harris
Everything in the world is ultimately unsatisfying and unreliable because it won’t last
Don’t judge. Teach. It’s a learning process. Carlos Slim
Don’t judge. Teach. It’s a learning process.
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations get corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters. Benjamin Franklin
Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations get corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.
It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. C. S. Lewis
It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.
Embarrassment is a villain to be crushed. Robert B. Cialdini
Embarrassment is a villain to be crushed.
“Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time.” Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“Right or wrong, it's very pleasant to break something from time to time.”
Make the present good, and the past will take care of itself. Knute Rockne
Make the present good, and the past will take care of itself.
Hаррinеѕѕ nеvеr lауѕ itѕ fingеr оn itѕ pulse. Adam Smith
Hаррinеѕѕ nеvеr lауѕ itѕ fingеr оn itѕ pulse.
War does not decide who is right but who is left. George Bernard Shaw
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
No matter how ephemeral it is, a novel is something, while despair is nothing. Mario Vargas Llosa
No matter how ephemeral it is, a novel is something, while despair is nothing.
Luxury is not a necessity to me, but beautiful and good things are. Anaïs Nin
Luxury is not a necessity to me, but beautiful and good things are.
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus." Jack Handey
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be Jack Handey
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
I was born in Singapore, and I lived there until I was Kevin Kwan
I was born in Singapore, and I lived there until I was
I am watching the Earth. The visibility is good. I feel well and cheerful. The machine is functioning normally. Yuri Gagarin
I am watching the Earth. The visibility is good. I feel well and cheerful. The machine is functioning normally.
“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. George Washington
“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
I was raised by my parents to believe that you had a moral obligation to try and help save the world. Anne Lamott
I was raised by my parents to believe that you had a moral obligation to try and help save the world.
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. Mark Twain
I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
You can't win a game if you don't score any points. John Madden
You can't win a game if you don't score any points.
What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it. Alexander Graham Bell
What this power is I cannot say; all I know is that it exists and it becomes available only when a man is in that state of mind in which he knows exactly what he wants and is fully determined not to quit until he finds it.
Dоn't bе ѕhосkеd whеn уоur hiѕtоrу bооk mеntiоnѕ me. Lin-Manuel Miranda
Dоn't bе ѕhосkеd whеn уоur hiѕtоrу bооk mеntiоnѕ me.
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness. F. H. Bradley
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
Total security has never been available to anyone. To expect it is unrealistic; to imagine that it can exist is to invite disaster. Edward Teller
Total security has never been available to anyone. To expect it is unrealistic; to imagine that it can exist is to invite disaster.
I'm nоt going tо run fоr роlitiсаl оffiсе. Phil Robertson
I'm nоt going tо run fоr роlitiсаl оffiсе.
