I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box. Bette Davis
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self. Bernie Mac
If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
"The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!" Jack Handey
"The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!"
Joe Frazier got hit more than me - and he doesn't have Parkinson's. Muhammad Ali
Joe Frazier got hit more than me - and he doesn't have Parkinson's.
Whatever that means, however you got on that mountain, why not try to climb it? And do it in your own way. Stephen Curry
Whatever that means, however you got on that mountain, why not try to climb it? And do it in your own way.
Everybody's got plans... until they get hit. Mike Tyson
Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug. Suzanne Collins
You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.
I’ve got a new friend, all right. But what a gamble friendship is! Charlotte is fierce, brutal, scheming, bloodthirsty—everything I don’t like. How can I learn to like her, even though she is pretty and, of course, clever? E. B. White
I’ve got a new friend, all right. But what a gamble friendship is! Charlotte is fierce, brutal, scheming, bloodthirsty—everything I don’t like. How can I learn to like her, even though she is pretty and, of course, clever?
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. Mitch Hedberg
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Mitch Hedberg
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it. Mel Brooks
You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.
It's talent. Either you got it or you ain't. Mel Brooks
It's talent. Either you got it or you ain't.