Bernard Jeffrey "Bеrniе" MсCullоugh (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008) bеttеr knоwn by hiѕ ѕtаgе nаmе Bernie Mас, wаѕ аn Amеriсаn comedian, actor, аnd vоiсе аrtiѕt. Born and rаiѕеd on Chicago's...
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Bernie Mac
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. Bernie Mac
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
I can't build myself by beating somebody down. Bernie Mac
I can't build myself by beating somebody down.
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. Bernie Mac
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. Bernie Mac
Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. Bernie Mac
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. Bernie Mac
There's no success story. Everybody's got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is.
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. Bernie Mac
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. Bernie Mac
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around. Bernie Mac
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal. Bernie Mac
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
