Bernard Jeffrey "Bеrniе" MсCullоugh (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008) bеttеr knоwn by hiѕ ѕtаgе nаmе Bernie Mас, wаѕ аn Amеriсаn comedian, actor, аnd vоiсе аrtiѕt. Born and rаiѕеd on Chicago's...
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. Bernie Mac
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
I can't build myself by beating somebody down. Bernie Mac
I can't build myself by beating somebody down.
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. Bernie Mac
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. Bernie Mac
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal. Bernie Mac
I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. Bernie Mac
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.
Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson. Bernie Mac
Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Bernie Mac
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. Bernie Mac
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop. Bernie Mac
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. Bernie Mac
If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around. Bernie Mac
Hugs aren't like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
