I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walter Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. Charlie Chaplin
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Groucho Marx
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two. W. C. Fields
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours. Bob Monkhouse
If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours.
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.