Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1...
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. Steve Martin
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Be so good they can't ignore you. Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Steve Martin
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. Steve Martin
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Steve Martin
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. Steve Martin
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
Love is a promise delivered already broken. Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
