Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1...
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Love is a promise delivered already broken. Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone. Steve Martin
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it's almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync. Steve Martin
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it's almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. Steve Martin
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. Steve Martin
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Steve Martin
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Steve Martin
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is. Steve Martin
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.