Micah Sierra "Katt" Williams (born September 2, 1971) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, rapper, singer and voice artist. He had a role as Money...
Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game. Katt Williams
Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.
I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half. Katt Williams
I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry. Katt Williams
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it. Katt Williams
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. Katt Williams
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may. Katt Williams
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.
All comedy comes from a dark place. Katt Williams
All comedy comes from a dark place.
I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared. Katt Williams
I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about. Katt Williams
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense. Katt Williams
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. Katt Williams
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
I think pimp, therefore i am. Katt Williams
I think pimp, therefore i am.