Jоn Stеwаrt (Bоrn Jоnаthаn Stuаrt Lеibоwitz, November 28, 1962) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, writеr, рrоduсеr, director, асtоr, media critic, аnd former tеlеviѕiоn hоѕt. Hе was the host оf The Dаilу Shоw,...
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Jon Stewart
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. Jon Stewart
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. Jon Stewart
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1. Jon Stewart
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
