Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me. Immanuel Kant
Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Understanding is a two-way street. Eleanor Roosevelt
Understanding is a two-way street.
It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it. Jodi Picoult
It takes two people to make a lie work: the person who tells it, and the one who believes it.
There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin. Leonard Ravenhill
There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love. Mandy Hale
Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.
There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum. Tom Robbins
There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
Two-thirds of the directors at the New York Fed are hand-picked by the same bankers that the Fed is in charge of regulating. Bernie Sanders
Two-thirds of the directors at the New York Fed are hand-picked by the same bankers that the Fed is in charge of regulating.
In this universe we are given two gifts: the ability to love and the ability to question. Which are, at the same time, the fires that warm us and the fires that scorch us. Mary Oliver
In this universe we are given two gifts: the ability to love and the ability to question. Which are, at the same time, the fires that warm us and the fires that scorch us.