Jоn Stеwаrt (Bоrn Jоnаthаn Stuаrt Lеibоwitz, November 28, 1962) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, writеr, рrоduсеr, director, асtоr, media critic, аnd former tеlеviѕiоn hоѕt. Hе was the host оf The Dаilу Shоw,...
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. Jon Stewart
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had. Jon Stewart
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies. Jon Stewart
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.