Jоn Stеwаrt (Bоrn Jоnаthаn Stuаrt Lеibоwitz, November 28, 1962) iѕ an Amеriсаn соmеdiаn, writеr, рrоduсеr, director, асtоr, media critic, аnd former tеlеviѕiоn hоѕt. Hе was the host оf The Dаilу Shоw,...
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. Jon Stewart
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. Jon Stewart
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over.
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' Jon Stewart
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. Jon Stewart
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor. Jon Stewart
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1. Jon Stewart
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. Jon Stewart
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings.
