If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry. Katt Williams
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about. Katt Williams
You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again and can take off on your own. Julia Child
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again and can take off on your own.
When you have a few cake formulas and filling ideas in your repertoire, you will find that it's pretty much an assembly job - you can mix and match a different way every time. Julia Child
When you have a few cake formulas and filling ideas in your repertoire, you will find that it's pretty much an assembly job - you can mix and match a different way every time.
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right. Jules Renard
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. Jon Stewart
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.
You can throw a novel into focus with one overheard line. Joan Didion
You can throw a novel into focus with one overheard line.
You aren't sure if you're making the right decision - about anything, ever. Joan Didion
You aren't sure if you're making the right decision - about anything, ever.
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. Gabby Douglas
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much.
Unless you become more watchful in your states and check the spirit of monopoly and thirst for exclusive privileges you will in the end find that... the control over your dearest interests has passed into the hands of these corporations. Andrew Jackson
Unless you become more watchful in your states and check the spirit of monopoly and thirst for exclusive privileges you will in the end find that... the control over your dearest interests has passed into the hands of these corporations.