Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. Hillary Clinton
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things. Gunter Grass
As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things.
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. Kinky Friedman
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Every night on the court I give my all, and if I'm not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself. LeBron James
Every night on the court I give my all, and if I'm not giving 100 percent, I criticize myself.
My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine. Kevin Hart
My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country. Fidel Castro
I can assure you that my first and foremost interest is my country.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. Ian Fleming
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon Ramsay
If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana Mitch Hedberg
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise. Kim Kardashian
To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise.
