Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

Kinky Friedman

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

Kinky Friedman

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.

Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Kinky Friedman

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Kinky Friedman