I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Embrace the void and have the courage to exist. Dan Howell
Embrace the void and have the courage to exist.
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes. Ludwig van Beethoven
Tones sound, and roar and storm about me until I have set them down in notes.
I do have motivation. A lot of motivation. LeBron James
I do have motivation. A lot of motivation.
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. Hunter S. Thompson
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all. Audrey Hepburn
If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.
When you have that respect from your teammates. LeBron James
When you have that respect from your teammates.
For more than three thousand years men have quarreled concerning the formulas of their faith. Felix Adler
For more than three thousand years men have quarreled concerning the formulas of their faith.
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. Edith Wharton
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality. Mel Brooks
But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway" Jack Handey
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway"
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. Mitch Hedberg
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.