Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. Lewis Carroll
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start Jack Handey
"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start
Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.” Brian Tracy
Nobody works better under pressure. They just work faster.”
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. Ken Kesey
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against. W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. Groucho Marx
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes. Nikolai Gogol
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment. Lev Grossman
The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. Kevin Hart
Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.