The Best Things In Life Are Free:The moon belongs to everyone, The stars belong to everyone, They gleam there for you and me. The flowers in spring, the robins that sing, The moonbeams that shine, they're yours, they're mine. And love can come to eve
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. Will Ferrell
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? ― Jerry Seinfeld
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. Roseann O'Donnell
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
I just want to be known as funny.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. Hedy Lamarr
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. Khloé Kardashian
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. Bernie Mac
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
