James Christopher "Jim" Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, an...
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that. Jim Gaffigan
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy. Jim Gaffigan
Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy.
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. Jim Gaffigan
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.
I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers. Jim Gaffigan
I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing Jim Gaffigan
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing
Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act. Jim Gaffigan
Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath. Jim Gaffigan
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath.
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you. Jim Gaffigan
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful. Jim Gaffigan
I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience. Jim Gaffigan
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.