James Christopher "Jim" Gaffigan (born July 7, 1966) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, an...
Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act. Jim Gaffigan
Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath. Jim Gaffigan
I’m convinced that anyone who doesn’t like Mexican food is a psychopath.
I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers. Jim Gaffigan
I'd have to say Sunset Salsa. Nothing against Honey Lime, but it's for losers.
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. Jim Gaffigan
Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience. Jim Gaffigan
I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. Jim Gaffigan
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy. Jim Gaffigan
Now there are adults without children who go to Disney, and they are called weirdos. Very nice people. Absolutely crazy.
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. Jim Gaffigan
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
I just want to be known as funny.
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that. Jim Gaffigan
Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. Jim Gaffigan
Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.