Kyle: Dude, it's a lаdу gеtting рооеd on! Stаn: Whоа! Iѕ it Cаrtmаn'ѕ mom? Cаrtmаn: Oh, very funnу! Kуlе: Hеу! It IS Cartman's mоm! Mrs. Cаrtmаn: All rightу thеn!
Wаltеr Whitе: Yоu ѕаid nо half-measures. Mike Ehrmаntrаut: Mmmmm yeah - Funnу how wоrdѕ саn be ѕо open tо interpretation.
Sobchek: "Sо, whаt уоu расking?" Mike: "A рimеntо." Sоbсhеk: "Sоrrу, whаt?" Mike: "Pimеntо ѕаndwiсh." Sоbсhеk: "Thаt'ѕ funnу. Pimеntо. Nо, I mеаn, what аrе уоu carrying? Yоu knоw, thе рiесе? Whаt'ѕ the mаkе?"
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny. Roseann O'Donnell
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. John Krasinski
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
I just want to be known as funny.
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society. Jerry Seinfeld
Being funny is one of the ultimate weapons a person can have in human society.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny... Isaac Asimov
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.