Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Joe Rogan

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

Joe Rogan

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Joe Rogan

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Joe Rogan

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Joe Rogan

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Joe Rogan

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.

Joe Rogan

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.

Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Joe Rogan

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

Joe Rogan