Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, color commentator, tel...
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. Joe Rogan
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. Joe Rogan
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. Joe Rogan
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. Joe Rogan
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. Joe Rogan
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. Joe Rogan
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. Joe Rogan
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. Joe Rogan
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it. Joe Rogan
When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Be the hero of your own story. Joe Rogan
Be the hero of your own story.
