Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Joe Rogan

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Joe Rogan

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.

Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Joe Rogan

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Joe Rogan

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Joe Rogan

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

Joe Rogan

Be the hero of your own story.

Joe Rogan

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe Rogan