Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, color commentator, tel...
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends. Joe Rogan
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem. Joe Rogan
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it. Joe Rogan
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout. Joe Rogan
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie. Joe Rogan
Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it. Joe Rogan
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution. Joe Rogan
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal. Joe Rogan
Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. Joe Rogan
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die. Joe Rogan
To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.
