Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Joe Rogan

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Joe Rogan

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Joe Rogan

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

Joe Rogan

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.

Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

Joe Rogan

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

Joe Rogan

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe Rogan

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

Joe Rogan

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Joe Rogan