It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. Hedy Lamarr
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan
I just want to be known as funny.
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. Will Ferrell
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. Will Ferrell
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond. Khloé Kardashian
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
The Best Things In Life Are Free:The moon belongs to everyone, The stars belong to everyone, They gleam there for you and me. The flowers in spring, the robins that sing, The moonbeams that shine, they're yours, they're mine. And love can come to eve
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners Cassandra Clare
I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. Bernie Mac
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Don’t judge a person by their profile picture. Judge them by their album.
I gave a funnу speech аt mу wifе'ѕ birthdау раrtу, аnd I'm thinking, 'Hey, I'vе ѕtill got it.' - Larry David